I can’t see the hair on my face.

"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo) 05/13/2020 at 21:26 • Filed to: None

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I guess you could say it disa-beard.

Has a beard for nearly 3 months. Decided to shave today. I hate it 

DipodomysDeserti > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/13/2020 at 21:37

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I’ve had a handlebar mustache for eight months now. It’s here to stay.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > DipodomysDeserti 05/13/2020 at 21:40

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I can not rock a mustache. There’s an asymmetrical bad spot under my nose. It’s not that obvious with a beard but a mustache makes it obvious. I did send this to my wife this morning

She’s not a fan 

Goggles Pizzano > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/13/2020 at 21:40

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Better today than 2 months from now with tan lines.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Goggles Pizzano 05/13/2020 at 21:42

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That’s a good point. I get a lot of sun delivering food for a living. 

ttyymmnn > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/13/2020 at 21:45

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Wait—you hate having the beard, or not having the beard?

I think the beard suits you.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > ttyymmnn 05/13/2020 at 21:45

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I hate not having it.

But also it was getting uncomfortable especially with a mask on. 

PowderHound > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/13/2020 at 21:46

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Keep this and open a burger shop with daily specials based on puns

ttyymmnn > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/13/2020 at 21:51

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Well, I have never seen you in my life, and I think the beard looks better. I tried to grow a beard once and it sucked. It never came in very well, and it just got way too hot and scratchy. Closest I’ve come since then was my vacation beard after three weeks driving to and from South Dakota. I was very ready to get rid of it.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > PowderHound 05/13/2020 at 21:53

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I’m am not any where near swarthy enough.

However my brother in law is a full blooded, olive skinned, black haired German, slap a mustache and a bald spot on him and he could be a damn good bob. ... he’d also need to gain like 40lbs minimum 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > ttyymmnn 05/13/2020 at 21:55

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The key is 1 beard cream softens things up a lot. I had to use it twice a day to really be comfortable. I stop using it which is why things got uncomfortable and I shaved it. Also makes you smell like fresh cut lumber. Well the one I use any way 

1  shave the neck, I can’t stand having a scratch neck.

ttyymmnn > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/13/2020 at 21:58

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I shaved the neck back when I was trying to grow the beard. This time I was just not shaving. The difference between growing a beard and not shaving is intent. 

PowderHound > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/13/2020 at 22:05

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Start getting him to perfect burgers and somewhere in that mess, boom! 40lbs

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > ttyymmnn 05/13/2020 at 22:06

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Truth

Roadkilled > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/13/2020 at 22:12

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I grew my beard in 1989. I’ve shaved it off about once a decade to see what I look like. Each time, my wife has looked at me and said “grow it back”. I switched from a full beard to a goatee after I took up running, although I sometimes think about going back to a full beard in the winter.

The goatee works reasonably well with most face masks.

Nom De Plume > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/13/2020 at 22:12

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AestheticsInMotion > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/13/2020 at 22:21

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I wish I could beard.

Did give myself a haircut today tho!

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Roadkilled 05/13/2020 at 22:39

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Yeah I should have warned my wife. She looked at mean tonight and said “you look like a child.”

Mind you I don’t regularly have a beard. 

For Sweden > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/13/2020 at 22:40

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I find that the less of my face I can see, the less ugly I am.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > PowderHound 05/13/2020 at 22:41

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We made come really good green apple burgers once. We just need a pun for them. 

PowderHound > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/13/2020 at 23:09

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Put some ham on there and just call it the green apples and ham burger. 

Chariotoflove > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/13/2020 at 23:14

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Grew my beard first semester in college. That was in 1986. Had it ever since. Watched it turn reddish in the sun to salt and pepper, to mostly salt. When I lost it in my accident for the needed surgery in 1988 , everyone agreed that I should grow it back. Guess I look better with as much of my face covered as possible.

Mid Engine > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/13/2020 at 23:56

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I have a beard like a toilet brush, leaves serious abrasions on her inner thighs :)

Nauraushaun > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/14/2020 at 00:07

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How many people in America are wearing masks?

Jim Spanfeller > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/14/2020 at 02:30

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I didn’t like my beard at first, but it’s growing on me ;)